PANIC! I LOST MY CAR KEYS AGAIN!!

This definitely/absolutely/completely happened again. I swear, my car keys have a mind of their own. One minute they're in my pocket and the next vanished into thin air. Now I'm stressing/ freaking out/losing key fob locksmith it because I can't find them anywhere. I've searched/looked high and low/rummaged through my entire house/apartment/living